Kid's Songs For Grown-Ass Men, by Jedi Bomb Squad Alumni

Kid's Songs For Grown-Ass Men

by Jedi Bomb Squad Alumni

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1.	Asbestos the Clown (Intro) 00:51	buy track
2.	Thank You! 01:47	buy track
3.	Choose or be Chosen 01:28	buy track
4.	Snewp Dawg 01:50	buy track
5.	I Only Need One Note 00:50	buy track
6.	All This Negative Space is Making my Head Hurt (Instrumental) 01:26	buy track
7.	Slow Burn 02:05	buy track
8.	Greg the Phantom 02:25	buy track
9.	Toenail 00:14	buy track
10.	Louis CKY 01:31	buy track
11.	Basehead 02:06	buy track
12.	Screw in the Tuna 01:56	buy track
13.	Mike 05:31	buy track
14.	BONUS TRACK: Ponce 01:28	buy track
15.	BONUS TRACK: Dreaming With Martin Lawrence 01:20	buy track
16.	BONUS TRACK: Snewp Dawg (Jay66's Dawg in a Bear Trap Remix) 01:03	buy track
17.	BONUS TRACK: Snewp Dawg (FTyler's NESter the Molester GlitchBreak Remix) 01:42	buy track
18.	BONUS TRACK: Choose or be Chosen (Dr. Dogbreath's Very Good Listener Hip-Hop Remix) 01:09	buy track
19.	BONUS TRACK: Slow Burn (Activedia's Little Devil on the Shoulder Dubstep Remix) 03:00	buy track
20.	BONUS TRACK: Thank You! (Shitty Garage Demo) 01:45	buy track

about

JBSA furthers their brand of buffoonery with an eclectic mix of poorly-played punk rock, electronic, hip-hop and more, tossed into a blender and served warm for maximum disgust. Yes, this album truly was not meant for kids. However, it appears it also wasn't meant for grown-ass men. In fact, it may very well be meant for no one. Enjoy!

NOTE: Every dollar spent on a digital download of "Kid's Songs for Grown-Ass Men" will go toward producing physical copies of the album, as well as fueling JBSA's ultimate revenge plot on Mike, the guy from the song "Mike." If you pay and download now, you are on the list to get a physical copy when they are produced. Want to know more about the revenge plot thing? Go here: jbsamusicmiketakeover.weebly.com

credits

released August 28, 2015

-Vocals by Alex Pauken
-Guitars by Alex Pauken
-Drum Programming by Alex Pauken
-Synths/Keyboards by Alex Pauken
-Produced/Recorded by Alex Pauken at the Begotten Enterprise Studios in Maumee, Ohio
-Art Direction by Kevin Fink
-Remixes by Activedia, FTyler, and Jayy66

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Jedi Bomb Squad Alumni Toledo, Ohio

JBSA may or may not be another Alex Pauken side-project. If you don't know who Alex Pauken is, that's because he has too many side-projects to get halfway decent at any one musical styling. Regardless, JBSA is typical old-school punk nonsense that, under the surface, commands a deep underlying respect for the genre. ... more

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