all the kids are killing themselves [EP]

by Jedi Bomb Squad Alumni

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Almost 15 minutes of low-quality, poorly-mixed faux-punk goodness, delivered right to your email inbox. Give me money for aforementioned music, or choose not to! I don't give a f***!

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1.	No Progress, Just Regress 01:27		buy track
2.	Mr. Jenkin's Head 00:41		buy track
3.	Threshold (Sex Bob-Omb Cover) 01:45	info	buy track
4.	I Have One Arm 01:47	lyrics	buy track
walk around town with one arm off don't laugh, cuz it went when the bomb blew up i'm not sad, got a hand, so i still jerk off and i can put a nice hat on my brand new nub war's bad, but here's a secret: happiness is a possible achievement got no love cuz i lost it all just a tumor in my brain and i don't recall what i said just a second ago, oh no oh no, what i said just a second ago i'm dead, best believe it happiness, no thing for a reject
5.	Intro To The Next Song 01:10		buy track
6.	The Next Song 01:09		buy track
7.	All The Kids Are Killing Themselves 02:54		buy track
8.	Stranger Than Fishin' (NOFX Cover) 00:46	lyrics	buy track
Got a no string guitar Got a Sun Beta head I'm a rock n' roll star I ain't no musician Some things are stranger than fishin' Know how to beat on a drum Know how to sing out of key Got some prescription drugs I ain't no musician Some things are stranger than fishin'
9.	Father's Son 03:06		buy track
10.	* Acoustic Demo: All The Kids Are Killing Themselves 03:37		buy track

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This is an album of punk songs, and covers, and songs that are kind of punk, but not completely. All are made by a guy who doesn't really know anything about punk. All of the songs are bad, but that shouldn't necessarily deter you from listening to every one of them, and then buying them with money.

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released April 9, 2013

Guitars/Bass/Vocals/Keys/Recording: Alex Pauken
Recorded at Begotten Enterprise Studios in Maumee, Ohio

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Jedi Bomb Squad Alumni Toledo, Ohio

JBSA may or may not be another Alex Pauken side-project. If you don't know who Alex Pauken is, that's because he has too many side-projects to get halfway decent at any one musical styling. Regardless, JBSA is typical old-school punk nonsense that, under the surface, commands a deep underlying respect for the genre. ... more

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